ACTION: 1;IFOBJ 34;IFTYPE2 M|F;SAY Yeah, give #W23 one penny! That would really be useful.;EXIT
ACTION: 1;IFOBJ 34;IFTYPE2 A;SAY Are you going to try and choke it or what?!;EXIT
ACTION: 1;IFOBJ 11;IFOF 11,1=1;IFTYPE2 A;SAY I don't want to make the poor thing drunk!;EXIT
ACTION: 1;IFOBJ 11;IFOF 11,1=2;IFTYPE2 M|F;SAY Sorry, I am not into poisoning people.;EXIT
ACTION: 1;IFOBJ 11;IFOF 11,1=2;IFTYPE2 A;SAY You really are a nasty person.;SAY You're willing to poison the poor animal with this muck just to get further in the game!;SAY Well, you can forget that idea.;EXIT
ACTION: 1;IFTYPE2 M|F;SAY I'm not a charitable organisation!|No thanks, I want to keep it for the time being.|I don't think my gift would be appreciated.;EXIT
ACTION: 1;IFPICK;SAY There's no point in that!;EXIT
ACTION: 2;IFTYPE F;SAY I'd love to but I don't think she'd appreciate it.!;EXIT
ACTION: 2;IFTYPE M;SAY Err..... no thanks!;EXIT
ACTION: 2;IFTYPE -;SAY I think you're taking the piss now.;EXIT
ACTION: 2;SAY I can't pick that up.|Sorry, can't do that.;EXIT
/*
/* Action 3 - Use
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ACTION: 3;IFOBJ 26;IFOF 1=0;SAY I don't know what frequency I have to transmit on!;EXIT
ACTION: 3;IFOBJ 26;IFOF 1=1;SAY I think I've done enough playing about with that.;EXIT
ACTION: 3;IFOBJ 33;IFOBJ2 26;IFOF 26,1=1;SAY I've already put the frequency in.;EXIT
ACTION: 3;IFOBJ 33;IFOBJ2 26;SAY Okay, let's transfer the frequency over...;W 50;SAY Okay, that's done.;SETOF 26,1=1;SAY Let's transmit!;SAY <Hey, John, we got a bit of a problem at the back of the airfield here...>
ACTION: 3;IFOBJ 33;IFOBJ2 26;SAY <Could you give us a hand here?>;TEXT -1, ,5,<Yeah, roger that, I'm on my way.>;W 50;SAY Well, that seemed to work!;EXIT
ACTION: 3;IFOBJ 19;IFOBJ2 25|26|27|29|33;SAY There is no point in taking that apart.;EXIT
ACTION: 3;IFTYPE X;IFOBJ2 25|26|27;SAY You can't break it like that!;SAY Aztec equipment is unbreakable, remember?;EXIT
ACTION: 3;IFOBJ 25;IFOBJ2 21;IFOF 21,2=0;IFCARR 25;OBJ1 21;SETOF 2=1;SAY Okay, the lamp is now fitted with an Aztec bulb!;NAME Lamp with Aztec Bulb!;REMOVE 25,U,0;EXIT
ACTION: 3;IFOBJ 14;SAY Who do you think I am, a little kid?|That would be very childish.;EXIT
ACTION: 3;IFOBJ 11;IFOF 1=0;IFTYPE2 M|F;SAY It's not very nice to glass people!;EXIT
ACTION: 3;IFTYPE X;IFTYPE2 T;SAY I think that would hurt the #OBJ1 more than the #OBJ2!;EXIT
ACTION: 3;IFTYPE X;IFTYPE2 W;SAY I'm not a vandal, you know!;EXIT
ACTION: 3;IFTYPE X;IFTYPE2 M|F;SAY That is not a very nice thing to do!|You can't go round hurting people like that!;EXIT
ACTION: 3;IFTYPE X;IFTYPE2 A;SAY Aww, no, I don't want to hurt the poor little animal!;EXIT
ACTION: 3;IFTYPE -;SAY Oh, come on!;EXIT
ACTION: 3;IFTYPE M|F;SAY Use #OBJ1? You can't just use people like that!;EXIT
ACTION: 3;SAY I don't follow you.|How would that help me?|Sounds a bit pointless to me.|Try something more logical next time!;EXIT
/*
/* Action 4 - Open
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ACTION: 4;IFTYPE M|F|A;SAY I'm not qualified to perform surgery!;EXIT
ACTION: 4;SAY I can't open #W13.|Sorry, I can't open that.|It won't open.;EXIT
/*
/* Action 5 - Talk to
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ACTION: 5:IFTYPE D;IFTYPE G;SAY I could, but #OBJ1 make a lousy audience!;EXIT
ACTION: 5;IFTYPE G;SAY I'd rather not disturb them.;EXIT
ACTION: 5;IFTYPE A;SAY Yeah, right. I'm going to get a lot of sense out of it!;EXIT
ACTION: 5;IFTYPE F;SAY I think I'll leave her alone for the minute.;EXIT
ACTION: 5;IFTYPE M;SAY Why would I want to talk to him?;EXIT
ACTION: 5;SAY I can talk to #W12 #OBJ1 all day, but I will not get any response.|If you like talking to inanimate objects, that is fine, but don't expect me to.;EXIT
/*
/* Action 6 - Push
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ACTION: 6;IFTYPE -;SAY I reckon you're a bit drunk!;EXIT
ACTION: 6;IFTYPE M;SAY No thanks, he'll probably thump me one.;EXIT
ACTION: 6;IFTYPE F;SAY Why would I want to push a woman?;SAY Who do you think I am?;EXIT
ACTION: 6;IFTYPE A;SAY I don't think I will... it looks vicious.;EXIT
ACTION: 6;SAY That would not accomplish anything.|Why should I do that?|There is no point in doing that.;EXIT
/*
/* Action 7 - Close
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ACTION: 7;IFTYPE M;SAY I'd have a hard job to shut him up!;EXIT
ACTION: 7;IFTYPE F|A;SAY No can do, I'm afraid.;EXIT
ACTION: 7;SAY I can't close that!|There is nothing that can be shut.|Why don't you try closing your mouth instead?;EXIT
/*
/* Action 8 - Look at
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ACTION: 8;MOBJ
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 34;SAY It's a one penny coin.;SAY I'm rich!;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 33;SAY It says "John's Receiver. MOD Property.";SAY It's tuned to an MOD frequency.;SAY I can occasionally hear some bloke waffling.;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 31;IFOF 1=0;SAY Some sunflower seeds.;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 29;SAY It says on the label: "Leader's rave tracks.";SAY "Recorded on super Lo-Fi-tone tape on Basheewa system.";SAY Bet it sounds really good! (NOT);EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 28;IFOF 1=0;SAY It's a golden hamster!;SAY Not a real one, just a gold plated plastic one.;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 28;SAY Wow, nine golden hamsters!;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 23;SAY One pound coin.;SAY Jack pays terrible wages.;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 21;IFOF 1=0;SAY It's a standard mains lamp.;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 21;IFOF 2=0;SAY It's a standard mains lamp with a bulb that doesn't work!;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 21;IFOF 3=0;SAY It's a standard mains lamp, but it is fitted with an Aztec light bulb!;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 21;SAY It's a mains lamp, but the Aztec Bulb seems to be lighting even though it is not plugged in!;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 22;SAY It's a fork. Quite a bendy one, too.;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 20;SAY Well, it's a spanner. What else do I need so say?;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 19;SAY It's a flatblade screwdriver.;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 18;SAY It's a sharp retractable knife.;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 17;SAY Essential for burglary!;SAY (Joke);EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 16;SAY Look, it's a saw, okay! What do you expect me to say about it?;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 15;SAY Perfect for digging.;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 14;SAY It's a squeaky toy, which looks vaguely like a rat.;SAY If you squeeze it, it squeaks!;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 13;SAY Two pound coins.;SAY I'm not sure what ingredients you can buy with that, but never mind.;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 11;IFOF 1=0;SAY It's an empty glass.;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 11;IFOF 1=1;SAY It's a glass filled with whisky.;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 11;IFOF 1=2;SAY It's a glass filled with Cockroach and Whisky stew.;SAY I bet it tastes disgusting but I'm not going to try it.;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 12;SAY Chef's certificate:\\This is to certify that Kevin Burns...;SAY ...is qualified to cook food to the standard required for public consumption.;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFOBJ 10;SAY "Turbo Guitar". Hmm.;SAY After paying £2 for this, I wonder if it is any good?;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFTYPE F;SAY No thanks, she might get the wrong idea.;EXIT
ACTION: 8;IFTYPE A;SAY What a cute looking thing.;EXIT
ACTION: 8;SAY Nothing special about it.|Just #W11 #OBJ1!|Just a boring #OBJ1!;EXIT
/*
/* Action 9 - Pull
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ACTION: 9;IFTYPE G;SAY What do you mean - pull their legs??;EXIT
ACTION: 9;IFTYPE M;SAY I don't think he'll budge.;EXIT
ACTION: 9;IFTYPE F;SAY I'm trying to find a way out, not pull the birds!;EXIT
ACTION: 9;IFTYPE A;SAY No thanks, it might bite me or something.;EXIT
ACTION: 9;SAY It won't budge.|That won't help anything.|There's no point in doing that;EXIT
/*
/* Action 10 - Score
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/*
ACTION: 10;TEXT -1,0,11,You have scored #R#0#20# points so far.;EXIT
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